来たるべきアポカリプスに備えよ！
「肉体こそ武器、椅子は装甲」
「守るだけじゃない、魅せて戦う」
「鍛えた体に、日用品を纏え」
「座るためじゃない、戦うためだ」
Prepare for the Coming Apocalypse
"The body is the weapon.
The chair becomes armor."
"Defense is not enough.
Fight with style."
"A trained body.
Armored with everyday tools."
"Not for sitting.
For survival."
「見えぬが、防げぬものはない」
「音で叩く、椅子で止める」
「刀はいらぬ、椅子一脚で足りる」
"Even what cannot be seen
can still be stopped."
"Sound becomes the strike.
The chair becomes the shield."
"No blade required.
One chair is all you need."